Welcome.  But first, a few words from our sponsor.  Me.

If you're looking for cake pictures, they're this way.  Please note that as I no longer decorate, the page is no longer maintained.

This page was written and designed by me.  Let me first, however, tell you what that means.

You will not see any of the following:

• You MUST use this browser or that one.
• Particularly irritating animated gifs (yes, I almost had a *nice* one, but decided that the small size threw the page balance off)
• Blinking text
• Under Construction signs.  It's the web, for crying out loud!  It's always under construction!
• Links to very obvious places that you can find yourself. (And if you can't find it, Get off the internet!)
• Or anything else I find annoying.